Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Thursday, January 14, 2010

The Melon Colony of Japanese Horror reviews The Locker



In our very belated eighth episode, Henry compares a movie to Ju-On. Visit the official Melon Colony site at http://themeloncolonyofjapanesehorror... and subscribe if you like my reviews.

I claim no ownership over any of the movies or games featured in this review. Fair use yo.

Also, after making this video I found out the girl who was the Jigoku Shoujo in the live-action Jigoku Shoujo series was in this movie. She must be a scary kid or something.

Monday, December 28, 2009

The Colony F.A.Q.

The Melon Colony of Japanese Horror is a fan-made youtube series in which we review Japanese horror movies. Topics range from slasher movies, to horror movies, and even to sleazy "pink" movies.

Bellow is a list of common questions:

Q:  Can you review/Have you seen/what did you think of (movie name)?

A:  I usually have in mind what I'm going to review next, but requests are very welcome. Even if you just saw an asian horror movie you liked and wanted to tell me about it, that's fine too. 

Q: Will you ever review Thai\Filipino\Chinese\Indonesian\Malaysian\Vietnamese\etc. horror?

A: I'm trying to keep the show focused on Japanese horror, but I'm open to other asian movies. 

Q:  How can I contact you?

A:  You can email TheMelonColony@yahoo.com, but I prefer to be messaged on youtube because it alerts me whenever I get a message.  My username on youtube is TheMelonColony

Q: How do you prefer me to watch your videos?

A: I prefer my videos to be watched on youtube, because it gives me some interesting statistics about views and deomographics, and because I can see all the comments and ratings. But if you watch it on blip, or download the mp4s, that's fine too.

Q: Can I embedd your videos onto my blog\website? Can I link to your videos on my site\blog?

A: You're welcome to "spread" my videos wherever you want. You can embed my videos onto your blog, myspace, facebook or whatever and I'll still get views from the people who watch it on your blog.

Q:  How can I help The Melon Colony?

A:  I'm currently looking for webhosts\webmasters who may be interested in helping the Melon Colony of Japanese Horror get a "real" website.  Beyond that, the best ways to help are to subscribe, rate, and comment on my videos. If you like my videos, do comment and rate. It doesn't need much effort and time and shows me that you liked my videos.

Q:  Where can I buy the movies you've reviewed?

A: Most of the movies I've reviewed are out on DVD In the United States of America, with English subtitles. You can find them on Amazon or other retailler websites.

Friday, December 25, 2009

The Ring Virus



In our very Kim-Chi seventh episode, the Melon Colony of Japanese Horror questions its own identity by reviewing a Korean movie.

This is also the Christmas special.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Ring: Terror's realm









My incredibly long 30 minute review of the Ring Terror's Realm

Pornographic Sailor Moon





Just for fun.